The most attractive professor leaned against his desk and tried to explain the 21st century’s evolving perception on time.
“You see, I can listen to this Gold Digger song right now and then a year or two from now I’ll hear it in a club and I’ll remember all the stuff going on at that time. The person I felt this way about, what was happening with my friends, with my job, my emotions.”
I thought, “He goes to clubs?”
I was in a nightclub in LA and the entire male population grabbed their crotches in unison to shout the verse, “We want prenupt!”
I heard it in the car and it reminded me the most handsome professor had really cute sneakers that he rarely tied.